Accused Denver Art Molester in Court Friday Jan. 6

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See this woman accused of being an art skank? Carmen Tisch, 36, faces charges of felony criminal mischief in the Dec. 29 attack on a $10 million painting at Denver's new Clyfford Still Museum, says the Denver District Attorney's office. Allegedly, in front of witnesses, Tisch scratched the painting, hit it, rubbed her naked butt on it and peed on it.

Yes. You heard me. Peed on it. Well. Maybe she peed next tto it. There appears to be some question about whether said pee actually hit the painting, or the adjacent wall.


Tisch will answer in Denver court Friday. More on the story here.
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